[Someone is testing out this teneka thing while he makes really stupid faces because bdhasdbdf. Sorry guys.]

Blaaaaaa. Waaoowaaoowaao. Ooooooooaaaaaaa.

[Rinse and repeat. After long enough of that, his face relaxes into something less idiotic with a frown in its place. He shifts the device away from him enough to show the mask resting around his ( Read more... )

[The video feed pops on. Now that's a stunning sight to behold -- a sprite, an orange bird ghost-looking being, floating, wearing a mask of cheap feathers, similar to the design of Big Bird on Sesame Street.]

Goddammit. Look's like I'm done for. Dead for, whatever.

[The strange being fumbles for something. It's a PORTAL -- he turns it on, typing--]

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[Alone in a strange room without the slightest recollection of how he may have gotten there, Xavier's first instinct had been to speak; to question, to curse, to soothe himself with the sound of his own voice ( Read more... )